Apprentice Badge

Type: One of my Possessions
A badge showing that I am a simple attorney's apprentice.

Autopsy Report

Type: Reports and Stuff
The victim was attacked on July 2 at 2:30 P.M. and died at 3:30 P.M. Yes, folks, he took an entire hour to die. Cause of death was blood force drama.

Deadly Snack

Type: Implausible Weapons
The snack that hit the victim on the head. Scientific tests have discovered it to be inedible, by look, smell, and taste.

Torn Letter

Type: Something to Read
A letter asking the five employees he fired to come back to work for him. Sent on July 1.

Victim's Journal

Type: Something to Read
The victim fired five people from his work for no apparent reason. The defendant is one of those people he fired. The last page is covered in blood and crumbs.

SpongesonicInCourt

Age: ???|Gender: Male
My boss and mentor. So narcissistic that he puts himself in his own trial series.

Mr. Defendantwhoisinnocent

Age: 22|Gender: Male
The defendant. After reading over the case file, I know the murderer can't be him.

Mr. Iwaskilledbythewitness

Age: Dead, foo!|Gender: Male
The victim of the murder. He died. Hard.

Generic Prosecutor #1

Age: Who cares?|Gender: Male...?
I'm sure that "he" is not a man...but she is a prosecutor.

Mr. Iamthekillernotthedefendantbutiwanttopintheblameonthedefendant

Age: 26|Gender: Male
The "witness." He says he saw the crime happen. He likes to be called Mr. Killer. (P.S. It's a confession.)