"This is going to end in a blood bath... However, I don't care for your private problems. I guess, I'm the new one here. I am going to come here from time to time. I am from a universe far away. I think, the central point there is the Desert of Fate. So, just say, I'm from there. Call me Mick. I am going to participate in your little dinner, this evening."

Kageno jumped over the counter just as Wesker, Agnes and Vader began their attack. "Dodging the attack, Drey style. Kuku~" Kageno laughed until he saw the amount of his adversaries. "Oh, come on! Kuku...Seriously, I'm not even angry that like 4 of you guys are ganging up on me. I'm more angry about the fact that none of the people I insulted are trying to kill me. Ku...ku...And I never got my drink. Ripoff establishment... Kuku...And, Got, you shut up. I can read the spoilered posts too, you know." Kageno pulled out his gun and swung it around, ocelot style. "Hey, I didn't know I could do that! Kukukuku....Anyway, let's see. Darth Vader, you're all burnt and charred. Kinda' like Deadpool only uglier..Kukuku... besides, you were around two seconds from making out with your sister before you became...this. Kukuku....I can't see how all those starwar fans ever look past that. Though, given, they are a dying breed after...you know, those prequels. Kukuku...Wesker, so hows your whole turn everyone into zombies thing going? Kukuku...I'm sure it's succeeded far beyond your expectations and you totally haven't had your ass handed to you each time. Why are you even here anyway? You're not part of any RP. Agnes, how does it feel you're more likely going to die before I am? After all, you and your barbaric people don't live very long. Kukuku. Why don't you run home to your parents? Oh, wait! You can't! Kukukukuku...Malus. Seriously, you're a walking stereotype who just plain fails at life. Your welcome. Kukuku...Okay, NOW you can try and kill me~!"

Malus smirked. "Oh good, you're awake. NOW, gentlemen, you may murder him. Have fun~" He closed his umbrella and walked away from the fight, watching enthusiastically in his seat while sipping his wine.

"Oh, seriously? Kukuku~ You're just going to chicken out?! Kukukuku...I guess the creation takes after it's creator, huh, Malus? Kukuku...You're no big bad, no ruthless villain, you're just a pansy in a top hat, afraid to get his maincured nails dirty in a fight. Kuku~ How unoriginal and uninspired, you are!" Kageno smirked in Malus's direction as he laughed.

"Hey, Enigma? How's CC going? I heard your GMing was fantastic while it was open. Kukuku..." Kageno spouted sarcastically.

"You do realize I can turn my umbrella into a machine gun and make your face the ammo, correct? But I'm tired now and don't feel much up for a battle. Besides, I'm worried you'll blow yourself up again if I stay to close. Now I suggest you run for your pathetic life before you get a beam of light stuck in your head, boy." Malus laid back like he was preparing to watch fireworks.

"It's going very well, thank you. I just need to eliminate some last minute annoyances. And it seems you have shot up to the top of my list." Wesker said as he stopped moving around and landed next to Vader. He put his sunglasses back on and pulled out his gun from the inside of his coat. He turned his head to Vader.

"So, would you like the first attack, or shall I?" Wesker said, turning to face Kageno one again.

"I'd try to take him into custody for threatening me and everyone else, but I wouldn't last a second against all of those guys. And no one seems to want to help me out." Norman said.

"This is what happens when you come on to my sister. Have fun Kagedope." Kurt said lazily. Despite that, he was hoping to see Kageno get ripped apart. Alexis didn't know what she should do...Should she try to help him? He scared her, but that wasn't any reason to let him die.

Enigma walked into the RP diner with Dubsy, Glitch, E-Nigma and Animatricky behind him. "Seriously, Kageno! I'm your own freaking creator and I want to beat the living crap out of you. AND YES I AM A FREAKING RP CHARACTER! I'M IN CC!!" Enigma screamed. "GET HIM MINIONS!"

"Seriously? Kukuku...You're even more narcissistic than me. I mean, putting yourself in an RP? Don't you have a real life? Kukuku..." Kageno suddenly noticed all the RP characters who had their sights on him. "Oh, Ku-rap!" he chimed.

Clint tapped his foot impatiently. It seemed like Nero was trying to escape this battle amongst the commotion.

"Hey, Nero! I don't have all day!"

Honestly, the nerve of some people...

"I will like the pleasure of exterminating this creature." stated Vader, spinning his saber around once. He attempted to force grip Kageno and slam him down into the floor and up into the ceiling a few times.

Kageno flew into the ceiling and ground like a ragdoll, swearing every time he hit each of them. Panting on the floor he muttered out a taunt. "Seriously? That's all the lord of the sh*t can muster? Kukuku...I'm not even dead, melty face." Kageno got up, brushed himself off, collapsed on a bar stool, spitting out some teeth, and continued his taunts. "Ha! Hey, ever thought of patching up that big ass hole in the side of your death machine? Ku...ku...Seriously, that never occurred to you as a possible design flaw? I guess your pretty damn thick, huh? Kuku...Last I remember I didn't put any of those in Project Raezelus... Ku... Hey, Enigma, why didn't you get off your lazy ass and write me dodging that attack?"

Enigma rubbed his temples and turned to Glitch. "Kill him."

Glitch grinned evily and teleported infront of Kageno and punched him in the face. "Do your stupid laugh now, freak!" He sneered into Kageno's face.

"Aww...Is the digital loner trying to be a big baddie, now?" Kageno spat a small bit of blood on Glitch. "Kukuku... Your just sad that you have no friends and that your greatest enemy is a freaking purple...I don't even know what the hell it is that everybody hates. I mean, seriously? That thing wiped the floor with your ass? Kukuku...Man, you're a sucky villain. Hey, funny story. Did you know that really good villains don't cry when some lose with a fungal infection is killed? I mean, seriously, he's not even dead in his real world. You know what you are? Pathetic. Kukuku...I mean, Enigma probably just made you as an in-game excuse to god mod 'cause he doesn't have the guts to actually lose. Kukuku...Ain't that sad?" Kageno swiftly whipped out his gun while Glitch was frozen in rage and shot him in the face. "Kukuku...Shame he won't die. Then again, he can't die because he's junk data, right? Kukuku..." Kageno staggered over and leaned on the bar. "So, Enigma, how's Clive and Magister? You know, your characters in ET and Haruhism. You didn't just leave them to rot or anything like the pathetic, unimaginative fool you are, did you? Kukukuku! Pathetic! Everyone here's pathetic! Kukuku...I enjoy pain. Kukuku...But watching all of you desperately try to kill me is even funnier. I mean, my own creators powerless against me! Kukuku...." Kageno laughed again as he strolled back to his stool and sat down. "Go on then, everyone~! Give me your best shot. Kukuku~!"

Enigma turned to Dubsy. "Your turn's on after Weskers. Got it?"