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SuperGanondorf
Joined: Sat Nov 01, 2008 6:37 pm Posts: 3713 Location: The End of Time
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Another stolen borrowed game from another forum: Attack the next poster!
One poster launches an attack on the next poster. The next poster explains how they react and then launches an attack on the next poster, and so on.
Example:
Poster 1: I throw a sausage at the next poster. Poster 2: I eat it out of the air. I swing a sword at the next poster. Poster 3: I put gloves on and snatch the blade from the air. I throw the sword at the next poster.
And so on.
Rules: No direct hits. Meaning: You cannot make the attack hit the next poster. Only the next poster may say whether or not it actually hits. i.e., you can say "I swing a bat at the next poster," but you cannot say "I hit the next poster with a bat."
On the flipside of the same coin, you cannot simply dodge with no explanation. Try and be as creative as possible with your responses. I don't think that needs any examples, but be creative, guys.
Have fun!
I hire Phoenix Wright and sue the next poster for every penny they have.
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| Fri Nov 05, 2010 3:15 am |
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paradoxinparticles
Joined: Thu Jun 24, 2010 12:10 am Posts: 1593 Location: The middle of nowhere, eh?
Gender: Female
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I hire Kristoph Gavin to hire Drew Misham to instruct Vera Misham to produce fake evidence to be presented by Phoenix Wright in the trial, leading to his disbarment, so I get to keep most of my money.
I put the next poster in a tank filled with starving sharks.
_________________call me Parrie
"I will not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. I will face my fear and will let it pass through me." -Frank HerbertI make boxart now
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| Fri Nov 05, 2010 3:31 am |
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gotMLK7
Joined: Tue Jul 13, 2010 12:34 am Posts: 4405 Location: I could tell you, but then I'd have to KILL YOU...
Gender: Male
Spoken languages: English, learning French
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I beat the sharks down with my bare hands. And a machete. Then I carve a hole in the tank and escape.
I swing a bloody, wet machete at the next poster.
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| Fri Nov 05, 2010 3:35 am |
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SuperGanondorf
Joined: Sat Nov 01, 2008 6:37 pm Posts: 3713 Location: The End of Time
Gender: Male
Spoken languages: American English, learning German
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I block it with a dead, bloody shark.
I throw a time paradox at the next poster.
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| Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:18 am |
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paradoxinparticles
Joined: Thu Jun 24, 2010 12:10 am Posts: 1593 Location: The middle of nowhere, eh?
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I exist. The paradox is negated by my existence.
I fire a rocket launcher at the next poster.
_________________call me Parrie
"I will not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. I will face my fear and will let it pass through me." -Frank HerbertI make boxart now
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| Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:30 am |
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gotMLK7
Joined: Tue Jul 13, 2010 12:34 am Posts: 4405 Location: I could tell you, but then I'd have to KILL YOU...
Gender: Male
Spoken languages: English, learning French
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I use my epic mind-power skills to redirect the attack to the ground.
I launch a telekinetic power wave at the next poster.
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| Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:50 am |
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SuperGanondorf
Joined: Sat Nov 01, 2008 6:37 pm Posts: 3713 Location: The End of Time
Gender: Male
Spoken languages: American English, learning German
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I throw my time paradox at it and both are eliminated in a world-shattering explosion.
I cause a world-shattering explosion for the next poster to deal with.
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| Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:52 am |
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gotMLK7
Joined: Tue Jul 13, 2010 12:34 am Posts: 4405 Location: I could tell you, but then I'd have to KILL YOU...
Gender: Male
Spoken languages: English, learning French
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I teleport to Mars, which is safe from the explosion.
I send a Martian armada at the next poster.
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| Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:57 am |
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Manila
Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 3:11 pm Posts: 511 Location: in my dreams, singing Fearless
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I convince the Martians to invade Venus instead, my reason being that it's still 2010, not 2012.
I launch a stack of horribly rushed in-class "F"-grade history essays at the next poster in the form of ninja stars.
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<Taylor Swift> ~ ther ..... <Fearless> ..... tour ~ <Speak Now>     
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| Fri Nov 05, 2010 7:17 am |
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gotMLK7
Joined: Tue Jul 13, 2010 12:34 am Posts: 4405 Location: I could tell you, but then I'd have to KILL YOU...
Gender: Male
Spoken languages: English, learning French
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I throw well-prepared A+ history essays, also in the form of shuriken, at the Fs to counteract their bad grades.
I release Chuck Norris to kill the next poster (whoever posts next will be DEAD. JUST. PLAIN. DEAD. Good luck with that.).
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| Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:03 am |
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Gombarry
Joined: Thu May 13, 2010 7:58 pm Posts: 1742 Location: My computer
Gender: Male
Spoken languages: English, Spanish, 日本語のはなしています。
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I summon Octimus Prime and have him send chuck norris into the farthest reaches of space.
Chuck Norris comes back in a fury rage and pulls some awesome chuck norris action
_________________Holy Turnabout: Part 1 Coming Soon! Creator of Minoru Akihiro and Jake Atari in Endless Time Creator of Antonio Fernandez Carriedo and plays Claudine Leferve in Final Warfare Creator of Zorro in Redemption at Spirit Isle Creator of Luke Andrews in Desertia Creator of Xamen Yem in Infinite Odyssey Shadowsleuth wrote: BE UNHAPPY DARN IT!
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| Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:37 am |
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Dypo deLina
Joined: Fri Apr 02, 2010 7:24 am Posts: 5518 Location: Exactly where you least expect me to be.
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I stick out my leg, and Chuck Norris trips and dies when his skull cracks open.
I use Chuck Norris's corpse to smash the next poster.
_________________チラセ・マギタ ~Married to Evolina deLuna~ <3 ~Loving father to ZetaAzuel~Proud creator of Cynder Janice, Rex Gladiorum, and Raimpius in Endless Time. 
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| Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:41 am |
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Gombarry
Joined: Thu May 13, 2010 7:58 pm Posts: 1742 Location: My computer
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I use my hylian shield to block the would-have-been fatal attack.
I unleash a nuke on the next poster
_________________Holy Turnabout: Part 1 Coming Soon! Creator of Minoru Akihiro and Jake Atari in Endless Time Creator of Antonio Fernandez Carriedo and plays Claudine Leferve in Final Warfare Creator of Zorro in Redemption at Spirit Isle Creator of Luke Andrews in Desertia Creator of Xamen Yem in Infinite Odyssey Shadowsleuth wrote: BE UNHAPPY DARN IT!
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| Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:43 am |
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Dypo deLina
Joined: Fri Apr 02, 2010 7:24 am Posts: 5518 Location: Exactly where you least expect me to be.
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I block it with Chuck Norris's corpse.
I kill Goku and absorb his Kamehameha powers. Then I unleash everything in a single shot.
_________________チラセ・マギタ ~Married to Evolina deLuna~ <3 ~Loving father to ZetaAzuel~Proud creator of Cynder Janice, Rex Gladiorum, and Raimpius in Endless Time. 
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| Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:45 am |
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Gombarry
Joined: Thu May 13, 2010 7:58 pm Posts: 1742 Location: My computer
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Once again I use the Hylian shield. I have apollo justice sue the next poster for messing up his hair.
_________________Holy Turnabout: Part 1 Coming Soon! Creator of Minoru Akihiro and Jake Atari in Endless Time Creator of Antonio Fernandez Carriedo and plays Claudine Leferve in Final Warfare Creator of Zorro in Redemption at Spirit Isle Creator of Luke Andrews in Desertia Creator of Xamen Yem in Infinite Odyssey Shadowsleuth wrote: BE UNHAPPY DARN IT!
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| Fri Nov 05, 2010 8:51 am |
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